2 posts tagged “weekend”

Friday:

• Woke up.
• Got ready (aka: brushed teeth).
• Went to the doctor.
• Was told that I DON'T have eye cancer.
• Got a prescription for drops for my boring ol' eye infection.
• Walked home.
• Had to cross "death street" with a gimp eye and relying on a 14 year old to not get me killed.
• Got home alive.
• Chilled.

Saturday:

• Woke up at 6am.
• Got ready (aka: brushed teeth).
• Went to Gary's camp.
• Sweating in the sun happened.
• Had loads of fun.
• Got a sunburn.
• Watched Bean's boyfriend look like a tard while playing football.
• Remembered that Shelley's wedding was currently happening.
• Was thankful to not be there, what with my gimp eye and all.
• Talked to Gary.
• Was thrilled that he remembered me.
• Brought Bean's boyfriend home with us.
• He does have a name...
• It's Josh...
• He's a nice boy.
• Bean's girlfriend came over.
• She has a name too...
• It's Colleen...
• I love her to pieces.
• Got ready (aka: peed and washed sweat off face).
• Went to the ghetto carnival.
  
• Watched teenagers ride rusty rides.
• Got checked out by a Carnie eating pizza.
  
• Fell in love with Josh.
• Kissed the boy on the cheek for being so sweet.

Sunday:

• Woke up.
• Got ready (aka: You guessed it... brushed teeth).
• Went to Dee's store.
• Bought $37 worth of Dollar Tree crap.
• Well, actually, I only got a toothbrush and a pink Sharpie.
• Went to Barnes and Noble.
• Had my very first Starbuck's coffee.
• Chilled with my cafe mocha and giant chocolate chip cookie while teenagers perused the books.
• Burned my tongue on my cafe mocha.
• Got checked out by a nerd with a Mac in the cafe.
• Teenagers returned.
• I left teenagers to peruse the books.
• Teenagers found me in the nerd area (aka: Web Design).
• Teenagers left to find books that I wanted while I still perused.
• I like the word "perused".
• Teenagers re-found me.
• We ended up in the Sex area.
• Teenagers laughed their asses off at every single sex book...
• Including one book about the "100 Best Vibrators".
• One particular teenager (Bean) thought that "The Sex Bible" was the best one.
• Paid for books.
• Returned home.
• Chilled.
• Checked email.
• Had one from my boss making sure that I'm okay.
• He knows I've been sick.
• Josh called Bean.
• He confessed his love for me.
• He's a nice boy.
• Blogged.
• Will be going to bed any minute now.
  

Friday

• Woke up at 7:00 am.
• Worked.
• Made 50 cents on Moola.
• Got pretty.
• Went to see Mindless Self Indulgence.
• Random-act-of-kindness guy #1 gave me his laminated pass on his way out.
• The string to it was soaked with sweat.
• Creepy old dude took a picture of me and Bean.
• Random-act-of-kindness guy #2 gave me his autographed ticket stub because he noticed I couldn't get to the band with all the craziness surrounding them.
• Headed to Tony Luke's for a "Provolone With" and cheese fries.
• Arrived home @ 1:30 am.
• Too tired to eat my Provolone With and just nibbled the fries.
• Slept in makeup.

Saturday

• Woke up.
• Ate half of my Provolone With.
• Best god damn cheese steak I ever had in my life!
• Played Harvest Moon that came from Gamefly.
• It kinda sucks.
• Decided to clean the house.
• Told kid to take out the trash.
• Put my brush back in my bedroom before I forgot about it.
• Returned to the kitchen to see that it was mysteriously clean.
• I have a very good kid.
• Finally washed my face.
• Bean decided to make dinner.
• Pasta.
• Ate.
• Chilled.
• More Harvest Moon.
• It still kinda sucked.
• Got ready for bed.
• Glanced at Pixi's cage.
• MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! SHE BIT A HOLE IN IT!!!
• Panic ensued.
• Bean rigged her cage for the evening in a way to block the hole.
• Bean slept in my room, worried about Pixi pulling a Houdini.
• More Harvest Moon while I'm in bed.
• It won't stop kinda sucking.
• Fell asleep around 3:00 am.

Sunday

• Woke up.
• Pixi didn't escape.
• Ate breakfast.
• Got pretty.
• Headed to Petco for a new cage.
• "Awww"d at every single rodent there.
• Saw happy, smiling fishies.
• Contemplated getting another hamster.
• Picked out a new cage and toys.
• Headed to Staples.
• Bean freaked at the sight of green binders.
• I looked at desks and monitors and various geekery.
• Came home.
• Bean put Pixi's new, bigger cage together.
• Hamster entered cage.
• She fucking HATES it.
• We tried ALL day to make it better for her.
• Took a break from obsessing over the hamster's happiness.
• Ate the other half of my Provolone With.
• Even two days later, it's still the best damn cheese steak I ever had.
• Returned to hamster obsessing.
• Pixi made sad faces at me.
• Finally, at midnight, she was happy enough with her cage to stop looking pathetic.
• Decided not to get another hamster.
• Slept.

Monday ( @ 9:30 am )

• Woke up at 7:00 am.
• Worked.
• Checked my bank account.
• Realized I don't have enough in there to pay for my NIN tickets on Wednesday.
• Didn't worry too much.
• Won three games of Ro-Sham-Bo Fu.
• Opened Vox between games.
• Saw this post.
• Went "WTF??"
• Visted nin.com.
• Cried with happiness.
• Downloaded.
• Listened.
• Cried more.
• Blogged.