6 posts tagged “fun”

Friday

• Woke up at 7:00 am.
• Worked.
• Made 50 cents on Moola.
• Got pretty.
• Went to see Mindless Self Indulgence.
• Random-act-of-kindness guy #1 gave me his laminated pass on his way out.
• The string to it was soaked with sweat.
• Creepy old dude took a picture of me and Bean.
• Random-act-of-kindness guy #2 gave me his autographed ticket stub because he noticed I couldn't get to the band with all the craziness surrounding them.
• Headed to Tony Luke's for a "Provolone With" and cheese fries.
• Arrived home @ 1:30 am.
• Too tired to eat my Provolone With and just nibbled the fries.
• Slept in makeup.

Saturday

• Woke up.
• Ate half of my Provolone With.
• Best god damn cheese steak I ever had in my life!
• Played Harvest Moon that came from Gamefly.
• It kinda sucks.
• Decided to clean the house.
• Told kid to take out the trash.
• Put my brush back in my bedroom before I forgot about it.
• Returned to the kitchen to see that it was mysteriously clean.
• I have a very good kid.
• Finally washed my face.
• Bean decided to make dinner.
• Pasta.
• Ate.
• Chilled.
• More Harvest Moon.
• It still kinda sucked.
• Got ready for bed.
• Glanced at Pixi's cage.
• MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! SHE BIT A HOLE IN IT!!!
• Panic ensued.
• Bean rigged her cage for the evening in a way to block the hole.
• Bean slept in my room, worried about Pixi pulling a Houdini.
• More Harvest Moon while I'm in bed.
• It won't stop kinda sucking.
• Fell asleep around 3:00 am.

Sunday

• Woke up.
• Pixi didn't escape.
• Ate breakfast.
• Got pretty.
• Headed to Petco for a new cage.
• "Awww"d at every single rodent there.
• Saw happy, smiling fishies.
• Contemplated getting another hamster.
• Picked out a new cage and toys.
• Headed to Staples.
• Bean freaked at the sight of green binders.
• I looked at desks and monitors and various geekery.
• Came home.
• Bean put Pixi's new, bigger cage together.
• Hamster entered cage.
• She fucking HATES it.
• We tried ALL day to make it better for her.
• Took a break from obsessing over the hamster's happiness.
• Ate the other half of my Provolone With.
• Even two days later, it's still the best damn cheese steak I ever had.
• Returned to hamster obsessing.
• Pixi made sad faces at me.
• Finally, at midnight, she was happy enough with her cage to stop looking pathetic.
• Decided not to get another hamster.
• Slept.

Monday ( @ 9:30 am )

• Woke up at 7:00 am.
• Worked.
• Checked my bank account.
• Realized I don't have enough in there to pay for my NIN tickets on Wednesday.
• Didn't worry too much.
• Won three games of Ro-Sham-Bo Fu.
• Opened Vox between games.
• Saw this post.
• Went "WTF??"
• Visted nin.com.
• Cried with happiness.
• Downloaded.
• Listened.
• Cried more.
• Blogged.

Most of my gaming experience comes from Atari and Super Nintendo. I like the bouncy games. Mario and such. Cute pixelated goodness and isn't "cute" against some sort of gamer code of honor?

And despite my nickname online, I have never once, ever, played the game Halo. I'm not even sure what the game is about. I think guns are involved. I know it isn't bouncy. Boys like it. Um... yeah.

Ro-Sham-Bo Fu

But every once in a while I get on a game kick and I like to share the fun. The new game is... Rock, Paper, Scissors or... Ro-Sham-Bo Fu . I am like a god damned ninja at this game. Really! I rarely lose and now people won't play with me because of how awesome I am.

The best part is that I get paid to play the game. Every time I win, I get some change... real change. Sure, pennies don't sound like much but if you rule like me, soon you're cashing out at $20.00. Yeah, yeah. Don't believe me? Try it. You'll like it!

And if Ro-Sham-Bo Fu isn't your thing, there's also Hi-Lo and Gold Rush, though I'm not very good at either one of those. They both take some sort of actual skill, which I don't have.

All three games are offered by a place called Moola (such a cute name) which is still in Beta mode. It's an invite only place but I have 99 invites left! All you have to do is clicky-do and you'll automatically use up one of my invites. Just pop in your email and you're in! And then you can play with me! Because games just aren't as fun when no one you know plays with you.

So join, play, make moooooola!

Have a super happy Hump Day!!

This weekend went as follows:

Friday...

• Frozenbarbie.com broke.
• Teenagers went to a movie.
• Teenagers slept on the couch.

• Teenagers woke up.
• Breakfast.
• Pixi tried pancakes.
• Loved them.
• It's hot outside.
• "Let's go to the park!" says me.
• Drinks, toys, and entertainment is packed.
• Dandelion puff picking happens on the way.
• Teenagers attempt to kill each other with puffs.
• See a pink tree.
• Teenagers climb pink tree.
• Photos are taken.
• Teenagers decorate me in pink flowers from the pink tree.
• Get settled under pink tree.
• Teenagers lay together, drawing and giggling at Dane Cook.
• I silently meditate and enjoy every ounce of my surroundings.
• Teenagers get bored and roll down hills.
• Teenagers see a squirrel.
• Teenagers want to play on the swings.
• Teenagers notice a used rubber on the way to the swings.
• Teenagers swing and play Tic Tac Toe.
• I leave teenagers to go concur my fear of one certain area of the park.
• As I get closer to said area, I have a panic attack.
• I turn around and rejoin teenagers.
• Mission failed.
• Teenagers and I return to the pink tree.
• More drawing, giggling and meditating happens.
• One teenager (Bean) does cartwheels in the sun while the other looks at her like she's fruity.
• Teenagers pack up and we head home.
• On the way home, we look for Stalker Truck.
• Mission failed.
• Once home, we all eat bacteria infested food and love it.
• Teenagers play Guitar Hero.
• One teenager goes home.
• The other stays.
• She lives here.
• I realize just how much I love those girls.

• Wake up.
• "Wanna go to Value City?" says Dee.
• Get ready, get in van, on the way.
• Get to Value City after a 45 minute drive.
• Value City is closed.
• Like, out of business kind of closed.
• "Wanna eat?" says Vic.
• Drive another 30 minutes.
• Get lost.
• Find place.
• They're closed.
• Drive another 45 minutes.
• Get lost.
• Find place.
• Get out of van.
• "Fuck, it's cold." says Bean and me.
• Get back in van.
• Eat the best fucking food ever while in van.
• Ordered more food for later.
• Went home.
• Gave Pixi some pie.

• Frozenbarbie.com is still broken.
• Ordered tickets to see Harry and the Potters.
• Redirected Frozenbarbie.com to the Vox group.
• Ate leftover awesome food.
• Watched Tivo.
• Realized I haven't been this happy in three years.

Pixi had her first ever adventure outside in the grass yesterday. She smiled. She ate clovers. She walked all kinds of funny. She had fun.

I realized I probably worry about this little creature too much. She's a little over six months old and still looks too small to me. If she sleeps too much I worry that she's sick. I worry that she doesn't eat enough. I feel her belly constantly for lumps of any kind. I'm always checking her butt to make sure it's clean and dry.

Then yesterday I watched her and Bean play outside in the sun together and realized I have nothing to worry about. She's the happiest and most loved (and most spoiled) hamster I've ever seen. I appreciate the little creature.

Fourteen

Sunday, the 6th, was Bean's 14th birthday. I got her this awesome necklace made by StOOpidgErl, aka Kim, who I totally love. She's amazing. Really. Go look and buy up all her things. And if you do, tell her I sent you so she'll be my best friend.

I also got two necklaces made by Kim. One says "Whore". The other says "Eat Me". Can you see why I love her? Of course you can.

I've yet to take a proper photo of the child as a 14 year old. This one will do for now. It's a self portrait of... well... herself.

When I was a teeny tiny little girl back in the way back time of the early 1980's I watched Nickelodeon like nobody's business. I kept it on all day and only switched over to MTV (it was only one channel down) when that horrible Spartakus and Fred Penner (he creeped me out) was on.

I miss old Nickelodeon and wish there was a "retro" Nick channel.

By the way, when did I become old enough to be able to use the word "retro" and have it be true for things in my childhood?